Stepfan Taylor’s juice-fueled superpower

Arizona Cardinals running back Stepfan Taylor juices before he goes to bed.

“I usually drink apple juice before I go to bed because I heard it gives you vivid dreams,” he said, when I asked him about the last dream he had. “I’m dead serious. It works. When I drink it I can remember my dreams.”

As it turns out, the apple juice doesn’t just give him vivid dreams. It also gives him juice-fueled superpowers.

“I’m going to tell you something creepy,” he said seriously. “I lost my wallet in college, and I was looking for it for two weeks. It’s a good thing I was broke in college and didn’t need it. I said, forget it. I’m going to have a dream and find it. So I drank my apple juice, I had a dream and I found it in my dream. And then I woke up the next morning and found it.

“The next time I lost something, I did the same thing and found it. I’m four for five in drinking apple juice and finding lost things. That’s kind of creepy, right?”

Actually, yeah, a little.

According to Taylor, the brand of apple juice isn’t important.

“I usually just buy whatever’s there,” he said. “Mott’s works. Welch’s works. Simply Apple. Martinelli’s. Whatever.”

This man needs a juice sponsor, stat.