Don’t make guarantees about the NFL Draft

When the NFL Draft rolls around, there are swarms of fans who like to make guarantees and predictions. Sometimes they can be a little heavy-handed and look silly in hindsight. In fact, each one of the 31 first-round selections on Thursday night would've been shocking if you followed the wrong Twitter accounts:

1. Rams - Jared Goff

So Lynch, Wentz, Goff all had killer Pro days and I guarantee Jeff Fish and the Rams pass on all 3!!! #Disappointing #NoQB #Year5

— Jordan Griffin (@1onlyJG) April 6, 2016

2. Eagles - Carson Wentz

If Carson Wentz falls to 8, which he will not, I guarantee the Eagles do not take him #Hottaek just a ploy to get better players to fall.

— mushu (@jdmilk) April 5, 2016

3. Chargers - Joey Bosa

I can tell you that the Chargers won't pick OLB Joey Bosa. Why would we go after him when we have Jerry Attaochu??

— ⚡️Chargers Legion⚡️ (@ChargersLegion) March 13, 2016

4. Cowboys - Ezekiel Elliott

I have never been more sure of myself when I say that the #Cowboys will NOT draft Ezekiel Elliott with the 4th pick. I guarantee it!

— Zeke for 2,000 Yards (@cowboys_fan09) March 10, 2016

5. Jaguars - Jalen Ramsey

Jalen Ramsey being talked about as the Jaguars draft pick in December is proof that he won't be the pick in April.

— Draft Austin (@JuicedJag) January 4, 2016

6. Ravens - Ronnie Stanley

@ScouTurf no. No more mocks with Stanley to Ravens. Hurting my head. Won't happen in a million years

— bobileto jr (@bobiletojr) April 26, 2016

7. 49ers - DeForest Buckner

@49ers no way we draft an armstead clone 2 years in a row. Buckner will not be drafted by niners. I guarantee it

— Nick leal (@nrleal) March 1, 2016

8. Titans - Jack Conklin

@JakeArthurPFS lol the Titans aren't passing on him for Conklin

— Kenneth Goit (@KennethGoit) April 21, 2016

9. Bears - Leonard Floyd

@MelKiperESPN you picked Floyd to go with the Bears @ 11? Lay off the cocaine bro, Shaq Lawson or a REAL DE .... get real man.

— Duke Macias (@bigsnacks99) April 6, 2016

10. Giants - Eli Apple

I gotta go w Jordan,although Floyd to me is a tweener!No way Eli Apple is a top 10 pick James! #bleedblue https://t.co/qfeqq07agk

— Fritz Backer (@Giants5john) April 16, 2016

11. Buccaneers - Vernon Hargreaves

@DraftRT the bucs won't select Hargreaves because he isn't even Top 10 talent. people say this because they're lazy. Passrush>DB

— Rami Mohammad (@ramiimar95) April 12, 2016

12. Saints - Sheldon Rankins

Mel Kiper said Sheldon Rankins goes No. 12 to the Saints, which means Rankins won’t ever be in a Saints uniform.

— Michelle B. (@EricaSpeaksss) February 18, 2016

13. Dolphins - Laremy Tunsil

@Moonlightswami if Tunsil is there when the Dolphins up are they gonna choose him? no there not they choose what they need to become better

— Zach Pearlman (@zdp823) April 4, 2016

14. Raiders - Karl Joseph

let Karl Joseph drop to round 3, the raiders can sit on him

— MeLuminatti (@MeLuminatti) April 25, 2016

15. Browns - Corey Coleman

@SiriusXMNFL Browns wont trade up no take Coleman over Doctson. Hue likes big/tall receivers. Goff & Doctson would be huge, no trades

— Mike Lacek (@mdlacek) April 7, 2016

16. Lions - Taylor Decker

Lions taking Laquon. Guarantee

— Rams new #1 fan (@_BMule) January 31, 2016

17. Falcons - Keanu Neal

@jreichman511 @ClayTravis @nfldraftscout I'll bet you $50 that Keanu Neal isn't drafted in the first round. Or the second, for that matter

— Ian Kenyon (@IanKenyonNFL) March 14, 2016

18. Colts - Ryan Kelly

This is why the #Colts will draft another WR in the first again this year. https://t.co/MAwt6c3tub

— Mike Mifflin (@Mike_Mifflin) April 20, 2016

19. Bills - Shaq Lawson

@NFL no chance Lawson goes to the bills. The saints will take him.

— Saints Fan Page(0-0) (@saintsfan22bb) March 21, 2016

20. Jets - Darron Lee

If Paxton Lynch is at #20 I guarantee that the Jets pick him.

— New York Jets (@BleedGangGreen) April 16, 2016

21. Texans - Will Fuller

I 100% GUARANTEE the Texans do not take a WR at 22. Book it

— GO-ASTROS!!! (@THEREALALLENOU) April 1, 2016

@Manny_PPI Chris Jones will be a redskins I pretty much guarantee that. He will be our first round pick and people will question it.

— Chris Jackson (@ChrisJackson210) March 4, 2016

23. Vikings - Laquon Treadwell

If that was the case, it'd be love to get Laquon Treadwell. But I can guarantee he won't be on the board by the the time the Texans are up.

— TonyyGotWingz (@TonyyMo_) April 20, 2016

24. Bengals - William Jackson

You know im coping that @BraxtonMiller5 jersey when he heads to cincy with the 24th overall pick...just watch #firstround #whodey4me1time

— Cody K. (@ckwho_dey1) March 2, 2016

25. Steelers - Artie Burns

I guarantee steelers go d line first round #chalktalknat

— Damon Lippert (@piplippert) March 15, 2016

26. Broncos - Paxton Lynch

Broncos fans can love Lynch all they want he will be long gone before 31. And won't even have a chance to trade up.

— Bazooka Joey ^S^ (@Bigsmooth208) April 6, 2016

27. Packers - Kenny Clark

Billings, Reed, Robinson, Rankins, Nkemdiche. If one of them is there at 27, Packers will draft them.

— Jacob (@JakeMoczynski) March 14, 2016

@PhillipJHill89 Joshua Garnett should be there in the 3rd round.

— Shaq (@ShaqMitchell) March 14, 2016

29. Cardinals - Robert Nkemdiche

@McShay13 Ok, Nkemdiche (sp?) Won't go 1st round. He takes games off and fell out of a hotel window!?! Plus Your OSU has too many in the 1st

— Jeff H. (@Wampadu) March 2, 2016

30. Panthers - Vernon Butler

The Panthers will draft Derrick Henry or Corey Coleman

— Parker (@Pawkouw) March 16, 2016

31. Seahawks - Germain Ifedi

@robstaton @hawkblogger @TonyPauline this surely means the Seahawks will not draft him. #smokescreen

— Robert Bartholomew (@MXER510) February 28, 2016