Cincinnati Bengals’ QB Joe Burrow is entering his fifth year in the NFL, and as the richest man in the league, he’s got a lot of different things to try. He and former LSU teammate Justin Jefferson walked the runway at Paris Fashion Week in June, but this feels a little bit more like a trip off the beaten path.
Joe Burrow’s new haircut makes him the real Slim Shady
We need to talk about Joe Burrow’s new haircut.
Umm...this is certainly a haircut that someone can get. Instead of completely going in on it, let’s just name the people Joe Burrow looks like:
- Joe Burrow looks like he’s fighting Solo Sikoa for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship at Summerslam
- Joe Burrow looks like he punches walls and drinks NOS energy drinks
- Joe Burrow looks like he says slurs over the Call of Duty chat
- Joe Burrow looks like a mid-tier UFC welterweight fighter
- Joe Burrow looks like 2002 Eminem
- Joe Burrow looks like his name is actually Kyle
- Joe Burrow looks like someone who has spent too much time in Ohio
- Joe Burrow looks like a low-level street criminal that Batman fights to get more details about The Penguin
- Joe Burrow looks like a side character from Tokyo Revengers
- Joe Burrow looks like he stepped out of a time capsule from 2004
- Joe Burrow looks like Paul Walker on the set of 2 Fast 2 Furious
Whatever they did to Joe Burrow, I hope they never do it again.
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