Following up on the exciting news that Roger Goodell will be able to wrap his arms around prospects for some old-man hugging on draft night comes the news that his chair will be traveling too, and could turn up literally anywhere.
8 places Roger Goodell’s chair might travel to at the NFL Draft
This chair is going on an adventure ... for some reason.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
I didn’t know people really cared about Goodell’s chair, but the NFL evidently does. So, with a full capacity for understanding fun, following the bucketed receptacle for Goodell’s butt cheeks will become a tradition this week.
So we know Goodell’s chair will be in Cleveland for the NFL Draft itself, but where else could it turn up? I have some ideas.
- In Radio City Music Hall, alone, so Goodell can sit in peace and experience what it’s like not to get booed by Jets fans in that building.
- The fourth row of the U.N. security council meeting on the proliferation of chemical weapons where Roger will vote FOR more chemical weapons.
- One of the seats of an elaborate round table where the world’s criminal elite discuss how to kill James Bond.
- Your own living room, where Goodell will give a speech to your children about how concussions are fake news.
- A symposium on race relations where he’ll wear a concerned look and nod at key moments. The whole time the only think he’ll be thinking about is old Marvin the Martian cartoons.
- Across from Skeletor, where he’ll help organize an assault on Castle Greyskull.
- At a backyard pool party he organized. Goodell burned the hamburgers to a crisp, but they’re still raw inside.
- On Elon Musk’s first manned mission to Mars.
Really, his chair could turn up anywhere ... and that’s the fun.
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