If you ever wonder what Teemu Selanne does now that he’s retired, here’s your answer!
Here’s a list of things Teemu Selanne probably broke by hitting a golf ball inside the Honda Center
There is no wrong answer.
This is amazing, but we need to know what exactly he hit. Here’s some baseless speculation:
- The Stanley Cup! A hole-in-one!
- Randy Carlyle’s toaster
- The cryo-chamber containing Scott Niedermayer’s frozen body, saved in case of defensive emergencies
- Or Walt Disney’s cryo-chamber next to it
- Emilio Estevez
- Corey Perry (wishful thinking)
- The giant safe of cash being saved for the end of Hampus Lindholm’s bridge contract
- An actual duck. Jerk!
- The inter-dimensional barrier separating our world from Puckworld
We may never know.
Also, if a Duck trips over a hole where a chunk of Honda Center ice used to be, you know who to blame:
