Happy Independence Day, American readers!
Let’s take a look back at how bad our NHL season predictions were
Someone has to win.


Speaking of: The NHL season ended a couple weeks ago. By now, our panel of writers must be celebrating their freedom from the predictions they made back in October.
That was intentional. I wanted to lull them into a false sense of security.
Because now, without further ado, it is time to crown an SB Nation NHL predictions champion.
Our Panel:
- Travis Hughes, editor of Broad Street Hockey and SB Nation NHL; Flyers fan
- Ari Yanover, editor of Matchsticks & Gasoline; Flames fan
- Pat Iversen, hockey editor for SBNation.com; Stars fan
- Scott Wheeler, editor of Pension Plan Puppets; Leafs fan
- Stephanie Vail, GIF-maker extraordinaire; Bruins fan
- Kyle M., editor at Winging It In Motown; Wings fan
- Satchel Price, editor at Second City Hockey; Blackhawks fan
- Brendan Porter, editor at Five For Howling; Coyotes fan
- Dan Saraceni, editor at Lighthouse Hockey; Islanders fan
- Campfire Bot, a benevolent robot
Metropolitan Division
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | |
| Official | Capitals | Penguins | Rangers | Islanders | Flyers | Hurricanes | Devils | Blue Jackets |
| Ari | Penguins | Capitals | Rangers | Islanders | Blue Jackets | Flyers | Devils | Hurricanes |
| Brendan | Capitals | Islanders | Rangers | Penguins | Blue Jackets | Flyers | Hurricanes | Devils |
| cfbot | Islanders | Capitals | Rangers | Penguins | Devils | Flyers | Hurricanes | Blue Jackets |
| Dan | Capitals | Rangers | Islanders | Penguins | Blue Jackets | Flyers | Hurricanes | Devils |
| Kyle | Capitals | Penguins | Islanders | Rangers | Blue Jackets | Flyers | Devils | Hurricanes |
| Pat | Capitals | Rangers | Penguins | Islanders | Blue Jackets | Flyers | Hurricanes | Devils |
| Satchel | Penguins | Capitals | Islanders | Rangers | Blue Jackets | Flyers | Hurricanes | Devils |
| Scott | Penguins | Rangers | Capitals | Islanders | Blue Jackets | Flyers | Devils | Hurricanes |
| Steph | Penguins | Rangers | Islanders | Capitals | Flyers | Blue Jackets | Devils | Hurricanes |
| Travis | Capitals | Islanders | Rangers | Penguins | Blue Jackets | Flyers | Hurricanes | Devils |
Best round: Ari and Kyle both come away with the early lead by nailing three picks. They both pretty much had the top four right.
Worst round: Satchel, who had the top four right but in the wrong order and swung and missed on the last four spots.
Pick everyone got wrong: Turns out the Flyers are better than a sixth-place team! Who knew!
Pick most got right: Capitals winning the division.
Most ridiculous prediction: Most of us had Columbus finishing fifth. Whoops.
Also, the robot is tied for third. This is not a good start.
Atlantic Division
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | |
| Official | Panthers | Lightning | Red Wings | Bruins | Senators | Canadiens | Sabres | Maple Leafs |
| Ari | Lightning | Red Wings | Canadiens | Senators | Panthers | Sabres | Bruins | Maple Leafs |
| Brendan | Lightning | Canadiens | Red Wings | Panthers | Senators | Bruins | Sabres | Maple Leafs |
| cfbot | Canadiens | Senators | Maple Leafs | Bruins | Red Wings | Lightning | Panthers | Sabres |
| Dan | Lightning | Canadiens | Red Wings | Senators | Panthers | Sabres | Bruins | Maple Leafs |
| Kyle | Lightning | Red Wings | Canadiens | Sabres | Bruins | Senators | Panthers | Maple Leafs |
| Pat | Lightning | Red Wings | Canadiens | Panthers | Senators | Bruins | Sabres | Maple Leafs |
| Satchel | Lightning | Canadiens | Red Wings | Bruins | Panthers | Senators | Sabres | Maple Leafs |
| Scott | Lightning | Canadiens | Red Wings | Sabres | Bruins | Panthers | Maple Leafs | Senators |
| Steph | Lightning | Canadiens | Red Wings | Senators | Bruins | Sabres | Maple Leafs | Panthers |
| Travis | Lightning | Red Wings | Canadiens | Senators | Panthers | Sabres | Bruins | Maple Leafs |
Best round: Brendan and Satchel can thank the Red Wings, Sabres and Maple Leafs for their second-round comeback.
Worst round: Travis, Steph, Scott and Ari all tied the robot with one. Shame.
Pick everyone got wrong: Every single one of us underestimated the Panthers and overestimated the Canadiens.
Pick most got right: lol leafs
Most ridiculous prediction: Pretty much anything the robot picked.
Central Division
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | |
| Official | Stars | Blues | Blackhawks | Predators | Wild | Avalanche | Jets |
| Ari | Predators | Blackhawks | Stars | Jets | Blues | Wild | Avalanche |
| Brendan | Blackhawks | Predators | Stars | Wild | Blues | Jets | Avalanche |
| cfbot | Blues | Wild | Avalanche | Jets | Stars | Predators | Blackhawks |
| Dan | Blackhawks | Blues | Predators | Stars | Wild | Jets | Avalanche |
| Kyle | Blackhawks | Wild | Predators | Blues | Jets | Avalanche | Stars |
| Pat | Blackhawks | Blues | Stars | Wild | Predators | Jets | Avalanche |
| Satchel | Blackhawks | Stars | Blues | Wild | Predators | Jets | Avalanche |
| Scott | Blues | Predators | Blackhawks | Stars | Jets | Avalanche | Wild |
| Steph | Blues | Stars | Blackhawks | Predators | Wild | Jets | Avalanche |
| Travis | Predators | Blues | Blackhawks | Stars | Wild | Jets | Avalanche |
Best round: Uh. No one? This was terrible, guys. Technically Steph and Travis had the best with three.
Worst round: Satchel, Brendan, Ari and the robot all struck out and got tossed for arguing balls and strikes.
Pick everyone got wrong: Apparently the Stars were pretty good!
Pick most got right: Blackhawks in third.
Most ridiculous predictions: Where do I start? The robot had the defending champs in last. Kyle had the eventual division champs in last. All of us overrated the Wild.
Pacific Division
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | |
| Official | Ducks | Kings | Sharks | Coyotes | Flames | Canucks | Oilers |
| Ari | Ducks | Kings | Flames | Sharks | Canucks | Oilers | Coyotes |
| Brendan | Ducks | Flames | Kings | Sharks | Oilers | Canucks | Coyotes |
| cfbot | Coyotes | Canucks | Ducks | Flames | Kings | Oilers | Sharks |
| Dan | Ducks | Flames | Kings | Sharks | Oilers | Canucks | Coyotes |
| Kyle | Ducks | Flames | Oilers | Kings | Sharks | Coyotes | Canucks |
| Pat | Ducks | Flames | Kings | Sharks | Canucks | Oilers | Coyotes |
| Satchel | Ducks | Kings | Flames | Sharks | Oilers | Canucks | Coyotes |
| Scott | Kings | Ducks | Sharks | Oilers | Flames | Canucks | Coyotes |
| Steph | Ducks | Flames | Sharks | Kings | Oilers | Canucks | Coyotes |
| Travis | Ducks | Kings | Flames | Oilers | Canucks | Sharks | Coyotes |
Best round: All right. Much better. Scott, Steph and Satchel nailed three of their picks.
Worst round: Starting to give up hope for the robot.
Pick everyone got wrong: Apologies to the Arizona Coyotes and the Phoenix community for our universal doubt.
Pick most got right: Ducks! Though if you had asked us if they’d fire their coach ...
Most ridiculous predictions: BUT THIS WAS THE OILERS’ YEAR
Stanley Cup Playoffs
| East Winner | West Winner | Cup Winner | |
| Official | Penguins | Sharks | Penguins |
| Ari | Penguins | Kings | Penguins |
| Brendan | Lightning | Ducks | Lightning |
| cfbot | Rangers | Avalanche | Rangers |
| Dan | Capitals | Ducks | Ducks |
| Kyle | Capitals | Blackhawks | Blackhawks |
| Pat | Lightning | Ducks | Lightning |
| Satchel | Canadiens | Blackhawks | Blackhawks |
| Scott | Lightning | Ducks | Lightning |
| Steph | Rangers | Ducks | Rangers |
| Travis | Capitals | Predators | Capitals |
Best round: Congrats to Ari for the only correct Cup prediction! Also ...
Worst round: ... the only points in this round. Whoops.
Pick everyone got wrong: Nobody thought the Sharks would come out of the West.
Pick most got right: well
Most ridiculous predictions: The robot, again, with the Avalanche in the Cup Final. But Satchel and the Canadiens was arguably worse. Sorry, Satchel.
NHL Awards
We’ll change things up a bit here with the points system to give myself a chance to win to make things interesting.
If someone guessed one of the three finalists correctly, they earn a point. If they guessed the winner correctly, they get two points.
| Hart Trophy | Vezina Trophy | Calder Trophy | Norris Trophy | Selke Trophy | Art Ross Trophy | Jack Adams Award | |
| Official | Patrick Kane | Braden Holtby | Artemi Panarin | Drew Doughty | Anze Kopitar | Patrick Kane | Barry Trotz |
| Ari | Sidney Crosby | Carey Price | Connor McDavid | Mark Giordano | Anze Kopitar | Sidney Crosby | Barry Trotz |
| Brendan | Steven Stamkos | Carey Price | Connor McDavid | P.K. Subban | Anze Kopitar | Steven Stamkos | Jeff Blashill |
| Dan | Steven Stamkos | Carey Price | Jack Eichel | Alex Pietrangelo | Jonathan Toews | Steven Stamkos | Jon Cooper |
| Kyle | Alex Ovechkin | Braden Holtby | Jack Eichel | Aaron Ekblad | Patrice Bergeron | Sidney Crosby | Mike Babcock |
| Pat | Steven Stamkos | Braden Holtby | Jack Eichel | P.K. Subban | Anze Kopitar | Tyler Seguin | Barry Trotz |
| Satchel | Sidney Crosby | Carey Price | Connor McDavid | Erik Karlsson | Jonathan Toews | Sidney Crosby | Lindy Ruff |
| Scott | Sidney Crosby | Carey Price | Connor McDavid | Erik Karlsson | Anze Kopitar | Sidney Crosby | Dan Bylsma |
| Steph | John Tavares | Pekka Rinne | Jack Eichel | Victor Hedman | Anze Kopitar | Phil Kessel | Barry Trotz |
| Travis | Alex Ovechkin | Carey Price | Jack Eichel | Shea Weber | Anze Kopitar | Sidney Crosby | Barry Trotz |
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Best round: Ari cleans up again. Yeesh. She whiffed on only Norris and Vezina. Other than that, points across the board.
Worst round: *clears throat awkwardly*
Dan is great, though. You should follow him on Twitter. Really great guy.
Pick everyone got wrong: Patrick Kane didn’t even sniff our predictions. It’s almost like we made these after a huge off-ice incident and his status was in question.
Pick most got right: Huh. I wonder if pro hockey writers vote for the same three guys for the Selke every year. Or something.
Most ridiculous predictions: All of these were reasonable!
Final Tally
| Metro | Atlantic | Central | Pacific | Playoffs | Awards | TOTAL | |
| Ari | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 15 |
| Scott | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 14 |
| Pat | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 13 |
| Steph | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 13 |
| Satchel | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 12 |
| Travis | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 12 |
| Brendan | 2 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 11 |
| Kyle | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 10 |
| Dan | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| cfbot | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Ari is our 2015-16 SB Nation NHL predictions champion! Go send her pictures of shiny trophies on Twitter.
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