By all accounts, Minnesota Wild defenseman Jared Spurgeon is enjoying a terrific season in his own end.
Hockey player taps puck to himself then smashes goal like it was a home run
More like Jared SpurGOAT.
But it was his offensive abilities on display on Tuesday. Possibly the greatest offensive abilities ever, if we’re being hyperbolically honest.
The Wild had a power play opportunity against the Devils and the—oh whatever, just watch this.
The Minnesota Twins called. They’re looking for a shortstop.
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