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Come Fan with UsSaturday, June 20, 2026

Penguins player’s daughter wants no part of sitting in the Stanley Cup

We think this is adorable, but she does not.

Look, I have no dog in the Stanley Cup hunt. Many fans don’t. There’s only two teams, after all.

So when one team wins, we’re just here to see the winning players place their small human children in the Stanley Cup for adorable photos. The Pittsburgh Penguins made us wait almost an hour for the first one. This is unacceptable.

But we’ll take it!

Apparently she doesn’t like this tradition. That’s not even a face of disgust. It’s a face of thin tolerance. Of disappointment. She is not a prop to be placed in another prop, dad.

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We all make sacrifices, kid.

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