English Premier League Fixtures, Previews, Picks: Tottenham-Chelsea, Manchester United-Arsenal Dominate EPL Weekend

And speaking of seven, there are seven other fixtures on the weekend’s schedule, and as we move on to talking about the match day’s matches, you won’t have to worry about any more terrible transitions. As always, we list the matches from least interesting to most desirable, an evaluation that uses a combination of league standing, quality of play and players, and Perl’s pseudo random number generator.

The srand function loves the derbies, all four of them: