Who knew that David Beckham was back in America and playing with the L.A. Galaxy?
David Beckham Did Not Come To America To Talk About Prostitutes
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↵Well he is, guys. The MLS still exists, and for your information, the Seattle Storm just won the WNBA Championship. Oh, and Beckham is NOT happy with all this prostitute talk.
↵BECKHAMGETSMAD:
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↵There’s nothing better than hearing a British guy get angry. It’s like, “Dude, you’re British. Your feverish tone just makes you sound more hilarious. How ‘bout you go eat some crumpets and tend to your croquet pitch.” This is why nobody on Mad Men takes Lane seriously as an authority figure. In America, angry British people are just funny.
↵Because really. At the end of the day, what’s David Beckham going to do?
↵I mean, other than have sex with prostitutes?
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