Okay, so I have a theory. Humberto Suazo is currently lolligagging in this game that Monterrey are playing against Estudiates Tecos. Despite the score being 3-1 in favor of Tecos at halftime, Suazo came out onto the pitch laughing and smiling and he appeared to crack jokes with some of the Tecos players. So, I’m starting a fake rumor: Humberto Suazo does not care about this game because Malaga of Spain’s La Liga have already offered him a massive contract.
Let’s Start A Fake Rumor: Malaga In For Monterrey’s Humberto Suazo
When you think about it, it makes sense. Suazo has already proven that he can play in La Liga. He was very good in his loan spell at Real Zaragoza last year. He’s accomplished all there is to accomplish in Mexican football. A move to La Liga would probably be very good preparation for this summer’s 2011 Copa America tournament. Malaga have a ton of money, and they could really use a player of Suazo’s quality. Admit it; if I didn’t tell you that I made this up on the spot, you would have assumed that I either had a source or read this in a Spanish rag. It’s not the least bit far-fetched.
Plus, this completely made-up rumor is still better than anything you’ll find in The Daily Fail or The S*n.
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