Premier League, Week 15: Chelsea And Manchester City Face Off Monday

*And yes, he went down easy, which is exactly how you would go down if someone kicked you in the foot while you were running.

With a man advantage, Stoke were never going to concede. They spent the rest of the match looking the more impressive side, although by this point both teams were so exhausted that the game was being played at walking pace, and the five minutes of injury time mostly saw everyone but the substitutes shuffling around pathetically. Full time came as a blessed relief, even for the losers.

The win cuts Manchester City’s lead at the top of the table to just two points ahead of the leaders’ trip to Stamford Bridge on Monday, and perhaps more importantly gives some indication that United are out of that awful run of performances which have seen them playing fairly miserable despite raking up the wins. As for Wolves, they played brightly, but would never have expected to get anything from a trip to Old Trafford. There are easier points to be had.

Ahahahahaha. Hahaha. Ohohoho. Aheeeheeehee. Ahahaha. Ha. Ahem. Ahahahahahah. Ha.

*deep breath*