If you didn’t know, Chelsea FC and England international left back Ashley Cole shot a kid in the face. It sounds a little bit worse than it is; he did it with a BB gun. While messing around with the gun at Chelsea’s training ground, Cole accidentally hit a 22 year old intern with a BB. While his injuries were not serious, the kid still had to undergo some medical treatment.
Cole Of Duty: Ashley Cole Internet Game Is Amazing
Cashley, as his detractors affectionately refer to him, is a giant idiot for bringing an air rifle into his workplace. That, I think we can all agree on. However, from great suffering comes great opportunity. In this case, opportunity to create a sweet computer game that allows you to act as Ashley Cole and shoot people with a BB gun.
The game is called “Cole of Duty,” and as of this posting, the game has been liked by 785 people on facebook. Based on how funny the game is, this is an absurdly low number. In the game, acting as Cole, you get to shoot cutouts of players from rival teams, as well as a cutout of his ex-wife, pop singer Cheryl Cole, who has not changed her name back to Tweedy despite ending their marriage.
Usually it would seem cruel to make fun of someone in such a harsh way for making a mistake, but if that’s how you’re thinking right now, you need to consider two things. One, Ashley Cole shot a kid in the face. Two, Ashley Cole is one of the biggest morons in the entire world of soccer. If you’re unaware with the degree to which Cole is a moron, here is the amazing “Personal Life” section of his wikipedia page.
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