Iranian Museum Unveils Nightmare-Fueling Wax Sculpture Of David Beckham

↵Wax museums are inherently creepy, but this takes things to an entirely new level of macabre. We don’t tend to delve into moral philosophy here at SB Nation, but I think I can speak for all of us-and by ‘all of us’ I mean humanity- when I say that this is very much a thing that should not be allowed to exist any longer. I am proposing that we descend upon the museum with a collection of magnifying glasses and drag this unholy creation out into the blazing mid-day sun. This is truly a work of dark art that would cause Ripley himself to recoil in horror.

↵All of that being said, while the statue does not resemble Beckham in most ways it does a fantastic job of imitating his contribution to the run of play. Kudos to the artist for getting at least one detail spot on.