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John Spencer As Your Friendly Alaska Airlines Employee

John Spencer is nothing if not entertaining. The latest examples is this commercial he did with Portland Timbers sponsor Alaska Airlines where we get to see what it would be like if the coach were a flight attendant.

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Even as a died in the wool Seattle Sounders fan, I have to admit this is pretty clever. Much credit to Spencer for a willingness to have a little fun with his public persona. Can't make out everything he says, but it certainly sounds like he says "shut your hagus hole."

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