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MLS All-Star Jerseys: Ugliest Yet?

In the pantheon of ugly MLS jerseys, especially those for the completely senseless All-Star Game, there are some pretty fugly jerseys out there. Last year's orange number, for instance, was pretty bad, but looking through the years I can't find anything that quite approaches this level of gaudiness 2011-mls-all-star-jersey_medium
It seriously looks like someone got a hold of a Bedazzler and went to work. I'm not sure what MLS or Adidas are thinking with this monstrosity other than "hey, maybe some random bloggers will write about it and, hey, all publicity is good publicity, right?"

I suppose there’s the possibility that the MLS All-Stars will be able to steal a cheap goal as the Manchester United players are rolling around with laughter to start the game ... but man, this is just embarrassing.

While I applaud the league for being, well, bold, I really can’t get over just how ridiculousness this get up looks. Please, set me straight if you think I’m crazy.

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