Toronto FC Vs. Sporting Kansas City: 0-0 Zzzzzzzzzzz Draw

Well, we certainly weren't expecting good football from these two teams - Toronto FC and Sporting Kansas City are 7th and 9th (out of nine teams) in the Eastern Conference, but being hopeful of some entertainment probably wasn't too much to ask, since part of the reason is is doing so badly is that their defences have more holes than a machine-gunned colander. So if nothing else, we were probably going to get goals aplenty at BMO Field. Instead we got what was probably the worst 0-0 draw of all time, in any league (and possibly any sport*). It was the sort of match that could should have been a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.

In the 3rd minute, Toronto midfielder took a shot from near the penalty spot that missed Eric Kronberg's goal. That was all that happened. In the whole game. One shot, and it wasn't even on target. Apparently there were some corners; I must have missed them. What an absolute waste of everyone's lives. I'm honestly surprised that the players didn't just drop dead of boredom, but then again I'm not sure I'd be able to tell the difference between a pile of dead bodies and the 22 who actually played. I move that everyone who participated in this travesty of a match be sentenced to dress up like a pie and hang out with Sigi Schmid for a week.