Major League Soccer, Week 13: Philly And Toronto Still Bad

The second half was more of the same, minus the goals. Still, it was very clear that one team was very good and the other was very bad. The good one got the three points. Surprise!

That fun second half never came. Both teams slowed and struggled and never created much. After 45 minutes of that the few people who decided to show up were probably happy to head home. At least they could say that they got to see Gruenebaum’s continued maturation into a top flight MLS goalkeeper!

The win pushes United to 30 points, becoming the first team in the league to the mark. Obviously, they also remain tops in MLS, while the Union are only not at the bottom because Toronto is super duper exceptionally bad as opposed to Philly’s super duper bad.

Side note: The Whitecaps wore their new brown third jerseys for the match. They are, um, interesting?

Tired of watching arguably the best international soccer tournament in the world? Good, because MLS is raring to go for what we’re going to go ahead and call Week 13.

“But wait!” you say. “There have been matches in each of the past two weeks, dude.”