Ashley Cole is now DJ Ash, or in other words, still a tool

Apparently bored of driving recklessly, calling the FA “twats”, shooting people with an air rifle and generally being the rightful target of any scorn, humor and befuddlement in football, Ashley Cole is trying his hand at being a DJ.

Next up for DJ Ash is a turn as a contestant on The Bachelorette. Des may have said no to the tailor/magician, but she couldn’t say no to a footballer/crasher/tweeter/shooter/DJ.