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Come Fan with UsTuesday, August 4, 2026

5 thoughts on Enner Valencia’s unbelievable screamer against the USMNT

This is important analysis, we promise.

1. AHHHHH OH MY GOD.

2. Someone should probably be closing him down.

3. Brad Guzan, that’s really horrible goalkeeping.

4. I hate Enner Valencia for spoiling Landon Donovan’s last game.

5. BUT HOLY CRAP ENNER VALENCIA THO.

(via @6secondsavage)

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