Mario Balotelli sat down for a talk with Sport Magazine and the result was more evidence of the world's most conclusive fact: Super Mario is a superior human being to everyone else on earth.
Mario Balotelli talks sex, Brendan Rodgers and puppies
If we had to think up one word to describe Mario Balotelli, it would be “best.” Alternate option: “Hahaha.”
Alex Livesey
Let’s start with his thoughts on pre-match sex.
Someone told me recently that I had apparently said that if I have sex three or four hours before a game, it is working for me on the pitch. Trust me, if I am having sex four hours before a game I am not able to play. I don’t think anyone could. It makes me laugh, but this is not me.
That is sensible. Also, it is clear that he is a very committed lover. These are very important qualities in a person.
And what does he think of Brendan Rodgers?
He is very open, everybody can talk to him – but first he looks at the person, and second he looks at the footballer. With Brendan, you need to be a good person – you don’t have to be, how do you say it, a dickhead.
Checklist for being a good manager in Balotelli’s estimation:
1. Not a dickhead
2. Refer to No. 1
This is sound logic.
Most importantly, though, Balotelli loves puppies like his labrador/pit bull mix, Lucky.
If I say kiss, then she kisses me.
And with that, puppies were confirmed as the best species in the world.
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