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Nothing is going right for Newcastle and Cisse is missing open nets

How?

by Ryan Rosenblatt
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Premier League, Week 8: Daley Blind rescues a point for United
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Newcastle have five wins since January 1. Everything is going wrong for them, but at least they still have Pappiss Cisse ...

NOOOO HE HAS PARDEWITIS TOO.

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