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How to score a great 60-yard goal

Saving a 60-yard shot is easy. Or so you’d think.

The key to scoring from midfield is to get the opposing goalkeeper drunk. Very, very drunk.

That’s what Real Oviedo did!

The Celta Vigo II goalkeeper was so drunk that he wandered off his line and then took a while when after the ball turned over. Real Oviedo was able to take a touch and line up a shot that didn't even go straight in. It bounced in.

A 60-yard goal! Drunk goalkeepers! Go football!

* We have no idea if the goalkeeper consumed any alcohol, but seriously, look at him

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