Exciting news from West Bromwich Albion. Ahead of their jaunt to India for Premier League Live — no, us neither — goalkeeper Ben Foster has been immortalised in wax. Quite what the good people of Mumbai did to deserve this, we don't know, but there's video proof below. He seems quite pleased with the results ...
Ben Foster’s wax double will haunt your dreams
Don’t look into his eyes ...
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But we’re not so sure. There’s something unsettling about the smooth, lifeless face ...
Those empty eyes ...
Those blank, vacant, almost hypnotic eyes ...
"And you're under. Right, now, you are to go and find Joe Hart and Fraser Forster, and you are to ... dispose of them ..."
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