Napoli’s new calendar is here to seduce you

The Napoli Calendario is a wonderful thing. Each year, the footballers of Naples primp and preen themselves for what might be football’s most ridiculous calendar, and this year, according to their website, “the players and coach Benitez are portrayed in a mix of fashion, humor and sensuality.”

See for yourself:

Good to see Cheetara’s still finding work.

Here’s the club’s teaser trailer. We don’t think it’s technically NSFW, but it is pretty steamy and you have been warned. Mind you, most sensible workplaces have a loophole when it comes to Gonzalo Higuain bondage pictures. What do you mean, that’s just SB Nation Soccer?