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Carlos Tevez is out here dummying fools and scoring great goals

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Sweet goal, Carlos Tevez. It’s a perfect shot that left that goalkeeper standing still. But really, no one cares.

LET’S TALK ABOUT THAT DUMMY.

He’s got the defender lunging, and swimming, and in all kinds of trouble. He tried to shuffle and grab you, but even that didn’t do him any good because he was beaten.

The defender looked like ... wait for it ... a dummy!

Sorry.

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