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Borussia Dortmund toaster actually makes Bayern Munich toast

Everything that goes in Borussia Dortmund comes out Bayern Munich’s.

A Borussia Dortmund fan got a brand new toaster for Christmas. Not only was it black and yellow like his favorite club, it also put a "BVB" mark on toast. Or at least it was supposed to.

Instead, the toaster put "FCB" on toast. That just happens to be the initials of Dortmund's rivals, Bayern Munich.

Is there anything that Bayern Munich isn’t taking from Borussia Dortmund? Is there anything that won’t make Borussia Dortmund cry anymore? Is there anything that can make them happy?

So when this BVB fan goes to make toast, he saw it covered in black and yellow. He saw the Borussia Dortmund crest on it. He had all these grand dreams and visions as he saw it toast, warm, mature and get to be its best. Then he saw it come out with a Bayern logo on it, kind of like Robert Lewandowski and Mario Götze.

HT Metro

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