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John Terry ruined Christmas by demolishing children

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Chelsea staged a holiday kickaround event with their under-8 youth group and a handful of first team players, including team captain John Terry. The kids played against the grownups, but instead of giving them priceless memories like scoring goals or making saves against their heroes, Terry had to go and ruin Christmas.

Look, John, just because your teammate Branislav Ivanovic had to humiliate his tiny son by scoring a goal on him a couple years ago doesn’t mean that you have to do the same thing to a huge group of children. Bran is a psycho. These things are expected of him. You’re supposed to be nice to children, not crush their spirits. That’s just mean. Don’t be mean, John.

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