Ron Swanson Marcus Hahnemann is retiring. Again. This time theoretically for good. And he is doing so because he wants to spend more time in his treehouse bar whittling, apparently.
Marcus Hahnemann retires with a great mustache in a treehouse bar
Best retirement ever.
LOOK AT THAT.
That is how an 18-year career ends. No one will remember him for his play with the Seattle Sounders, or Reading, or Fulham, or even the United States. He will forever be remembered for how he retired.
U-S-A! U-S-A!
Photo: Jeremiah Oshan
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