Score a goal on a howler, headbutt the dugout so it breaks and get shown a red card.
Headbutting the dugout earns you a red card
“I just scored a goal, I need to headbutt something.”
Introducing, the greatest 30 seconds in football history (and the most Italian amateur league thing ever).
There are so many questions so let’s ask them in chronological order.
1. How drunk is the goalkeeper?
2. Which player’s dad is the one screaming like Italy just won World War III?
3. At what point does the goalscorer think, “I need to headbutt something”?
4. How long does it take him to think, “that dugout needs a headbut?”
5. Does he think he’s going to break the dugout and if not, how much pain was he anticipating?
6. How drunk was he?
7. On a scale of 1-10, how would ZInedine Zidane grade that headbutt?
8. Does the referee ever think, “crap, maybe I shouldn’t show him a red card or he’ll headbutt me?”
9. Why doesn’t he headbutt the referee?
10. Why don’t we watch more Italian amateur matches?
H/T 101GG
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