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Come Fan with UsFriday, June 26, 2026

Dare to Zlatan

You can try to Zlatan. You’ll fail, but good luck trying.

Shaun Botterill

to zlatan [too zlah-ton]: verb

1. to be superior to everyone around you.

2. to be a god.

3. to laugh in the face of physics.

Do you dare to Zlatan? That’s what Zlatan (and Nike are asking).

Note: SB Nation takes no responsibility for those who attempt to Zlatan. Injury and/or death are likely when mere mortals try the acts of the gods.

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