One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight AND THEN THE GOALKEEPER.
Ecuador U-16 dribbles through NINE players to score goal of the year
OH MY GOD.
Fabian Tello made a fool of NINE players before scoring. And he’s still just a kid in a U-16 match.
Ecuador might as well pencil themselves into the 2022 World Cup now and Qatar can go ahead and buy the yellow, red and blue confetti. Let's just skip to the final, hand them the trophy and declare Tello the new emperor of the universe.
Fabian Tello is our new ruler. He isn’t the ruler we deserve, for no one deserves such beauty and majesty, but he is the ruler we have been blessed with.
Eat your heart out, Zlatan, Ronaldo, Messi and kid at home playing FIFA while eating a bag of Cheetos with a Mountain Dew Code Red. You’ve been bested and it’s time you hand Tello your crown. Your keys too, even if he can’t drive for another year.











