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Timbers join the war against Seven Nation Army

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Jack White.

Tom Hauck

Finally, some real progress in the campaign against Seven Nation Army.

Remember when Seven Nation Army wasn’t that obnoxious song from every sporting event ever? It was just another song by a good band and you even enjoyed it?

Those days are long gone.

Amazingly, the Timbers just now realized that Seven Nation Army is the worst, which is remarkable considering it declared war on sports, society and ears years ago, but at least somebody is fighting the good fight.

And with Seven Nation Army out, the Timbers have a new song.

FOO FIGHTERS?! GOD DAMNIT, TIMBERS.

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