Daniel Sturridge hits gorgeous curling shot to score for England

While England were busy flailing away and doing little to threaten Peru, Sturridge was getting in front of net and causing havoc. Then, when he was sick of waiting for the ball and teammates who had no idea what was going on, he took it himself, found himself some space and curled the ball right into the top corner.

He bent it like Beckham. Except not at all. He is not like Beckham whatsoever. He is a better dancer, though.