Yes, Arjen Robben dives.
The worst dive ever belongs to a pub league manager
It’s going down, I’m yelling timber.
Yes, Luis Suarez rolls around.
But they are professional footballers, not professional divers. Most of the professional divers spent their time in pub leagues. And are managers. Or trainers. Or anything that does not require they sweat.
That is how a man touched in the chest can grab his neck like he is being choked. And then pop right back up because the referee wasn’t having it.
The sport isn’t just played in between the lines, it is also played among those in polo shirts watching, but their involvement comes with more theater. They are the ones that give the sport culture. They are the true artists.
But if someone does want to actually punch him in the neck, go for it.
H/T reddit
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