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Bayern Munich mascot cheats, picks Germany to beat Argentina

Berni is a cheater. He is also wonderful and picked Germany, duh.

Berni is a cheater!

But he’s also one of Europe’s best mascots so he can get away with it. Nothing says Bayern Munich like a giant bear and Berni is the best of bears.

Unfortunately for Germany, they won't be able to move the goal in the World Cup final. Fortunately for Germany, they are very good, and that's very good for Berni, who will probably get very drunk if his country wins the World Cup.

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