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Miralem Pjanic scores from the other side of midfield

Here’s a basic rule of soccer: don’t shoot from the other side of midfield. Unless you’re Miralem Pjanic.

Basketball has the three-point line, so why can’t soccer have a similar one? You know, a two-point line. And it can go at midfield so you don’t even need to paint a new line. And Miralem Pjanic will be the greatest two-point shooter in history.

It’s the preseason and nothing even matters so give us our two-point line. Make Pjanic our new god.