Neymar is in Japan filming mattress commercials and that requires wearing kimono. It also requires wearing your hat at an odd angle.
Neymar is wearing a kimono and experimenting with hat angles
Neymar is in Japan! And wearing ... stuff.


Neymar in Japan 31/07/2014 pic.twitter.com/aJKkprMppZ
— Júnior (@neymarxbae) July 31, 2014 This brings up a slew of questions:
1. The Brazil flag is clear, but so is the Japan flag. Is Neymar a dual national considering a switch to Japan?
2. Do the Japanese letters on his clothing say “screw you, Juan Zuniga?”
3. Is that hat Dunga approved and how will it affect Brazil's chances of winning the 2018 World Cup?
4. What is that hat angle?
It appears to be the Half Bieber, Half Emotional Fresh Prince, which is a good choice because you never go full Bieber.











