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Marcus Hahnemann rides in a Blue Angel, blacks out

It’s all fun and games until someone blacks out.

Marcus Hahnemann is a 42-year-old goalkeeper at the peak of his powers -- his soul patch, beer drinking powers -- so it only makes sense that he would take his well-tuned body to the skies and ride in a Blue Angel. He would get to fly over all of Seattle and, uh oh, he blacked out.

Apparently soul patch growing and beer drinking shape are very different than 7.6 Gs flying shape. It’s okay, Marcus, your skills are perfect for ground life.

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