The Community Shield is an odd little beast. Not quite real game, not quite friendly, the top flight’s traditional curtain raiser operates on a stage of its very own. On the inside, it’s the most important thing in the world, replete with flamethrowers and wonder-goals and trophy-raising and all the trappings of a major trophy. On the outside, it’s a tarted-up joke, draped in misguided self importance and amusingly out-of-sync pomp. All of which makes the match itself hard to talk about and twice as hard to actually analyse.
Takeaways from Arsenal’s mostly meaningless win over Manchester City


So. Arsenal beat Manchester City 3-0 at Wembley Stadium, both sides missing significant players thanks to some combination of the World Cup and the managers wanting to save them for more important games next weekend. On the one hand, it’s a bit of an embarrassing capitulation for City, who aren’t accustomed to losing 3-0 to anyone, on the other they were fielding a centre back duo of Matija Nastasic and Dedrick Boyata, the latter apparently having been paid off by Martín Demichelis to make everyone at the club miss him. On one hand, the Gunners have another trophy, on the other, even a team starved of silverware has trouble considering the Community Shield to be A Real Thing. This is a trophy that even David Moyes has won, after all.
But even in a match which only matters on the inside, there are surely broader themes to examine. Let’s try to pick them out.
- Arsenal need depth at the back. At full time, the Gunners defence was arrayed as follows, from left to right: Kieran Gibbs, Nacho Monreal, Calum Chambers and Mathieu Debuchy. That quartet features zero natural centre backs; it doesn’t even contain any notably good defensive fullbacks. Granted, Per Mertesacker was unavailable after the World Cup final, and Laurent Koscielny did get the start, so there’s an obvious first-choice central pairing, but when either is unavailable the team is in trouble. Chambers is a promising young fullback, but as Aleksandar Kolarov and Edin Džeko rather forcefully demonstrated, he’s probably not up to playing in the middle against top-end teams.And that’s trouble for Arsenal, because with Thomas Vermaelen sold to Barcelona, Chambers is their first-choice backup at centre half. There are no defensive midfielders who might plausibly be slotted in unless Wenger decides that Mathieu Flamini is fit for something other than the Horrible Psychopath Glue Factory. Chambers is it. And that won’t do at all. The Gunners need help here, and everyone knows it. Kostas Manolas for €20 million at 10:55pm on September 1st, anyone?
- An extra striker wouldn’t go amiss for City. If Arsenal’s defence was weak, what does that tell you about the team they shut out? Not a whole lot, in truth: Manchester City were regularly able to carve out opportunities and were foiled mostly by poor decision-making and finishing, both of which are understandable in pre-season matches. But at the same time, with Alvaro Negredo injured and Sergio Agüero approximately as sturdy as this simile, Manuel Pellegrini might need to look seriously at his options. Edin Džeko’s always done better as a substitute, while Stevan Jovetic’s talents suit the role of support striker rather than a true centre forward. City probably shouldn’t be comfortable with this crop, but after buying Eliaquim Mangala (goodbye, Boyata), they might not have enough money to sort it out.If Fernando is the answer, the question was probably silly. Apparently feeling as though their time with Javi Garcia wasn’t ready to end despite likely selling the man himself to Zenit St. Petersburg before the window shuts, Manchester City pilfered his Brazilian counterpart from Porto, paying significant money to do so. Fernando started in the Community Shield, and did exactly what he was supposed to do -- namely stand around in the centre, making vague gestures towards defending and recycling the ball tidily whenever it came to him. He’s sort of like what you’d get if you forcibly removed Fernandinho’s soul, and unless he improves in a hurry, his spell at the Etihad is set to be as remarkable as Garcia’s.Alexis Sánchez is great. If this bullet point needs explaining I would put it to you that you do not actually like football.











