You know how when you talk to someone and you’re not really that interested, but you have to make small talk so you ask them what kind of music they like? You know everyone likes music, so it’s a pretty save question, but don’t ask Michael Owen that question.
Michael Owen doesn’t like music or movies
Michael Owen might be more boring than James Milner.


Owen doesn’t listen to music. He doesn’t watch movies either.
And what does he do in his free time? Watches sports, and that’s it.
Michael Owen in the most boring person on earth, the Guardian discovered.
What do you listen to in the car on the way there?
I don’t listen to anything. I don’t know why, but the car’s always been my own quiet space. When the kids are in the car they always want a song on, but I’m just happy with my thoughts.
What’s the last film you saw?
It’s very boring, but I don’t watch films. I think I’ve seen about five in my life. I just can’t get into them. I do try – someone will say, ‘Watch this film, it’s great,’ and I’ll try but after half an hour, 40 minutes I can’t take it any longer.
Imagine trying to small talk Owen.
“So what kind of music do you like?”
“I don’t do music. I have my thoughts.”
“Well what are your thoughts?”
“Meh.”
“What’s your favorite movie?”
“I haven’t watched one since I was five.”
“So E.T.?”
“No. It doesn’t represent my thoughts.”
Owen and James Milner would get along well.











