Pitch invader is also Cristiano Ronaldo impersonator
Peak full-kit wanker.
The key to getting away with pitch invading is to blend in. Wear the full-kit, socks and studs included, and play like you’re an actual player. Then security won’t know you’re not supposed to be on the pitch.
That's what one man did, pulling on his Cristiano Ronaldo shirt, matching shorts and socks, and boots. It was a clinic in full-kit wanker.
Oh, he was also missing the “getting away with it” part. It was probably the missing abs, perfect hair, hint of athleticism and the 80 extra pounds that gave him away.
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