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Come Fan with UsSaturday, August 8, 2026

Hulk scores by hitting the ball as hard as humanly possible

Hulk is good at kicking a ball really hard.

Epsilon

“20 yards out, probably should take a touch.”

“I am Hulk.”

“Okay, well curl it.”

“I am Hulk.”

“At least use the defenders as a screen.”

“I am Hulk.”

“Fine, just kick it as hard as you can and pray that’s enough, but I’m telling you, no one can kick it that ha ... HOLY HELL WAS THAT A ROCKET?”