You remember Marco Materazzi, right? Non-nonsense Italy defender, all-round hero, once got headbutted by Zinedine Zidane in a World Cup final? Anyway, he’s decided to follow in the footsteps of the world and Wayne Rooney’s wife by throwing a bucket of ice water over his head in the name of charity.
Marco Materazzi’s ice bucket is cooler than yours
That’s right, ‘cooler’. We’re so funny.


Except Marco Materazzi is better than you, so he used the Champions League trophy:
That’s right. The European Cup that he just happened to have lying around.
You have questions? Yes, that is a Zidane shirt he took off at the beginning, and yes, that is Zidane he nominates at the end. But no, we have no idea what’s going on with that person -- person? inflatable thing? weird puppet? -- next to him. Some mysteries are beyond even us.











