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Zlatan Ibrahimovic scores 406 seconds into new season

Zlatan (and PSG) own Ligue 1.

by Ryan Rosenblatt
Boris Streubel

It took Zlatan Ibrahimovic all of 406 seconds to score the first goal of the Ligue 1 season, which is about 400 seconds too long.

Ligue 1 is Zlatan.

PSG is Zlatan.

The world is Zlatan.

#AllHailZlatan

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