Happy birthday, Alex So ... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!
Alex Song is the worst dressed footballer in the world
PIC: Alex Song stepped out in style at Chadwell Heath today, the day after celebrating his 27th birthday! #COYI pic.twitter.com/8hf2wPRRac
— West Ham United FC (@whufc_official) September 10, 2014 That isn’t fashion. That isn’t style. That is something no person should ever do.
And unfortunately for Song, this isn’t new, for he is the worst dressed footballer in the world (and footballers are generally a horribly dressed people).
He’s wearing a wrap. As clothing. As his entire clothing.
Song really, really likes black.
Sometimes even with leather. A lot of leather. And standing with someone who has the appropriate reaction.
Alex Song wearing the leather hoodie on top of the leather hat pic.twitter.com/FesNzs4lDU
— Dan (@dvnmiller) February 25, 2014 When he does add some color, it doesn’t get much better.
And the biggest problem? It’s not as if the man can’t dress.
So happy birthday, Alex. Your gift is Worst Dressed Footballer in the World. A trophy will be coming in the mail, and it will be black leather.
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