Emile Heskey can hit a cow’s arse with a banjo
Finally, the eternal question is answered.
He did it.
He did it!
Emile Heskey can, in fact, hit a cow's ass with a banjo.
Long years, the question has hung over the world. From town to town, country to country and continent to continent, the people wondered. They asked. They needed an answer, for the possibility that a real professional striker could not hit a cow with a banjo might hold the human race back forever.
And finally, on the 20th day of the ninth month in the year 2014, we got our answer.
EMILE HESKEY CAN HIT A COW’S ASS WITH A BANJO!
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