A free kick so bad it could have taken out a satellite
3, 2, 1, we are ready for liftoff.
Thorsten Wagner
“Houston, we have a problem. It appears as if one of our satellites has been knocked out of orbit.”
“Did we have any unexpected meteor showers or astroids that made contact and changed its trajectory?”
“No sir, it was a football.”
“What?”
“Johannes Meis’ free kick entered orbit and damaged the satellite.”
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