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Come Fan with UsFriday, August 7, 2026

Fernando Torres scored a legitimately good goal!

The corpse of Fernando Torres looks awfully alive.

Marco Luzzani

Fernando Torres died at Chelsea. We all witnessed it. He scored a handful of goals, but they were generally inelegant, clumsy or accidental, and they numbered far fewer than the gifted chances he missed.

But he’s alive now!

A move to AC Milan may have brought him back from the dead. Not only did he score a goal, but it was a legitimately great one.

/world explodes