Lionel Messi scored his 400th (and then 401st) professional goal on Saturday, and he did it in just 535 matches. That’s absurd, and just in case you really wanted to get an idea for how ridiculous it is, watch every single one of them.
Watch all 401 of Lionel Messi’s professional goals


Jaw, meet floor.
That was totally worth 50 minutes of your time. From the scrawny, shaggy-haired Messi, to the scrawny, long-haired Messi, to the scrawny, short-haired Messi, we saw every stage of his career. We saw him in the No. 30, and the No. 19, and the No. 10. We saw him score with his left, and his right, and his head. We saw him do it in La Liga, and the Champions League. We saw him do it for Barcelona, and Argentina.
We saw him do it all. Because he has done it all. Everywhere and for whoever and whenever he’s played, he’s scored. It’s what he does.











